Islamic Jokes
1
Mullah Nasruddin was walking down a street when he bumps into Yusef Islam,
a convert to Islam. "Salam-Alaikum brother Yusuf!" Mullah Nasruddin said excitedly.
"Alaikum-salam, brother!" replied Yusuf.
"I have this question I have been wanting to ask you for a LONG LONG time, and now, since you are here, may I ask it?" "
Go ahead, brother, you may." replied Yusuf.
"When you became a Muslim, did you cry?"
"Indeed I did." replied Yusuf.
"ME TOO! ME TOO!" exclaimed Mullah Nasruddin excitedly.
"When did you become Muslim?" asked Yusuf curiously.
"When I was born!" Mullah Nasruddin replied proudly.
2
Nasruddin and the Will of God:
"May the Will of Allah be done," a pious man was saying about something or the other.
"It always is, in any case," said Mullah Nasruddin.
"How can you prove that, Mullah?" asked the man.
"Quite simply. If it wasn't always being done, then surely at some time or another my will would be done, wouldn't it?"
3
One day , one of Mullah Nasruddin's friend came over and wanted to borrow his donkey for a day or two. Mullah, knowing his friend, was not kindly inclined to the request, and came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey. Just as Mullah uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard. Hearing the sound, his friend gave him an accusing look, to which Mullah replied: "I refuse to have any further dealings with you since you take a donkey's word over mine."
Mullah Nasruddin was walking down a street when he bumps into Yusef Islam,
a convert to Islam. "Salam-Alaikum brother Yusuf!" Mullah Nasruddin said excitedly.
"Alaikum-salam, brother!" replied Yusuf.
"I have this question I have been wanting to ask you for a LONG LONG time, and now, since you are here, may I ask it?" "
Go ahead, brother, you may." replied Yusuf.
"When you became a Muslim, did you cry?"
"Indeed I did." replied Yusuf.
"ME TOO! ME TOO!" exclaimed Mullah Nasruddin excitedly.
"When did you become Muslim?" asked Yusuf curiously.
"When I was born!" Mullah Nasruddin replied proudly.
2
Nasruddin and the Will of God:
"May the Will of Allah be done," a pious man was saying about something or the other.
"It always is, in any case," said Mullah Nasruddin.
"How can you prove that, Mullah?" asked the man.
"Quite simply. If it wasn't always being done, then surely at some time or another my will would be done, wouldn't it?"
3
One day , one of Mullah Nasruddin's friend came over and wanted to borrow his donkey for a day or two. Mullah, knowing his friend, was not kindly inclined to the request, and came up with the excuse that someone had already borrowed his donkey. Just as Mullah uttered these words, his donkey started braying in his backyard. Hearing the sound, his friend gave him an accusing look, to which Mullah replied: "I refuse to have any further dealings with you since you take a donkey's word over mine."
posted by Quddus Ali at 9:35 pm
1 Comments:
salaam..its random that u put up nasruddin jokes cuz i just came across some..and i thought this one was funny so i saved it:
Nasruddin delivers a khutbah (sermon)
Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a khutba. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left.
The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO". So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!
~ws~
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